this is for all my new american friends
today i wore shorts
i went to the grocery store this morning to get some bananas (if i don’t have a banana in my cereal then my whole day is a loss) and i wore shorts! i DID NOT get goose bumps and i felt like i could have even been wearing flip flops. praise allah, lets go to the beach you bums. i’ll bring the frisbee you bring the beers.
babies are so small
i don’t really know how i feel about it…but i’ve been told to write down my feelings more..supposedly it helps relieve stress, sooooo you know what.ill give it a shot….i guess babies just make me feel really big, and that’s kind of rad because all my friends are really tall and i’m developing a bit of a height complex. THANKS BABIES!
I try not to get too excited over celebrity couples, what after michelle and heath ending so tragically, and watching jennifer aniston sulk over buttheadbradpitthole for the past 10 thousand years. but I feel like i have to live vicariously through someones relationship, and my friends are started to get annoyed of me incessantly asking if we can threeway on ICHAT, or if they can budge over so i can get a little more blanket action… so instead i will drool over this magicaldreampuff of a couple, probably send them like tenthousand fanmales, maybe crop my face into this picture… BECAUSE SHIT! these are the two coolest cats i’ve seen together in a while.
over the next three weeks i will only post the things i’ve stumbled accross/will stumble accross in my attempt to study for finals.
i dont smoke but when i was younger, there was notin’ kewler than candy cigarettes
